The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior, and many citizens across the U.S. mysteriously and unexplainably contracted the malady on Nov. 2nd; suspicions are that it was because so many people were in lines close to each other, but this is just a theory.
The disease is called "Gonorrhea Lecthim," pronounced "gonna reelect him." Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed by the Bush-Cheney administration for the past four years and failing to have taken adequate measures to protect themselves in voting booths.
Please be careful. The only way to avoid infection is to have voted for Kerry. If you didn't, God help you. There's no cure and the symptoms worsen for four years. (via ?)
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