Today I overheard the following "conversation" between an employee at Kinko's, and a yet to be identified member of the Osmond 2ndG clan in Provo, Utah.
Osmond Spawn: "Excuse me, this printer isn't working."
Kinko Employee: "Uh, let me see if I can find Kurt. He's the printer guy."
Time passes. Osmond pacing and agitated.
Kinko Employee: "I can't find Kurt....."
Osmond Spawn: "Shit! I don't have time for this. I'm a fuckin' Osmond!"
Osmond Spawn grabs his disk, leather coat, storms out of the building, hops in his Nissan Maxima and speeds off down University Avenue.
And....... scene.
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